Hello, mortals... You have entered a realm of sheer nightmarical terror. Welcome to the VILLAIN ZONE!!!  (Enter Twilight Zone music here.) Welcome to our nightmare.

*This site is under a crapload of construction, so be patient. Even if it kills you.

Well, well, well, it's been a while.  We are now in the midst of a major heatwave/drought which is increasingly humorous to me.  Why?  Well, because now I can distinguish people of average intelligence from total morons (more easily than before).  See, the idiots are dead of heatstroke because they are so stupid they don't deserve to survive to pass on their stupid genes.  "But Julie, that's so evil of you to say.  What if they can't AFFORD air conditioning and a pool like you, you spoiled bitch?"  Well, they may not have money for that, but I think everyone can afford WATER.  It is possibly the most renewable resource on EARTH.  It's everywhere.  I'm not even talking about just the bottled stuff that costs more than pop.  Go steal from the neighbor's dog's dish.  Drink sprinkler water.  You will not die of heatstroke if you are properly hydrated at all times, hence proving you are not, in fact, and idiot.  There you go, my tip of the day.  Go drink dog water.

 

No, we do not have pictures of ourselves and probably never will because we just are like that.  We do, however, have a nice selection of band pics such as the one on your right. (compliments of Kayla) 

*NEW! You can find descriptions of us in "THE VILLIANS... EXPOSED" section.