I have never tasted spam in my life.

 

Strange things seem to happen when I do stuff; for example, once I slammed my fist and the washing machine turned on.  Strange things also seem to happen to others when I talk to them, such as lightbulbs breaking across the country multipule times.

 

We're learning swing dancing in Phy Ed (...) and I'm one of those people no one really wants to touch (or are afraid to touch) so they kind of put their hand above my shoulder and a few inches off my hip and kind of pretend to dance.  I find it hilarious.

 

I'm a very dangerous person when playing sports... Or doing anything.  I always end up falling over... into someone... that falls into another someone... that falls into a pointy object... and is impaled... and dies. 

 

I'm very proud of one thing in life... ... ... I'll think of it later.

 

Why don't they bring back Quiz Bowl? WHY?? That was actually something I could DO.

 

Kayla if you're reading this, I hate you. ^_^

 

By the time you finish reading this, you've already read it. Just wanted to mess with you a bit. 

 

I saw the scariest Anime show the other night... It was weird because it was like a cartoon, but people were getting shot and there was lots of blood and very twisted people. 

 

I could loose weight... Just like you could be less ugly.

 

My perfect song is "No Rain" by Blind Melon.  For you non-title-knowing people, it's the one that goes "All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like watching the puddles gather rain."

 

This is very strange.  When I'm in a store, such as Wal-Mart, I become extremely nervous.  My eyes get all shifty, I breath irregularly, it gets really hot, people start looking at me... I honestly was really close to a breakdown but luckily made it to the shampoo isle and that calms me down.   O_o 

 

I hate stereotypes and generalizations.  I'm also terrifically contradictory.  But seriously, I hate it when other people are like that. 

 

Fuck you, window blinds.  I torch you.