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This is the page where we swear our undying hatred towards you. Don't feel bad. It happens to everyone.

EVIL KAYLA EVENSON (A.K.A. VICTORIA GREENSREET)
Kayla Played Victoria Greenstreet in our school play, "Thats The Spirit."  She was this wicked awesome chick wearing a green dress and wielding this scary gun.  She was a very intimidating seller of "Old and rare books." But thats not part of her name... And She wanted this one particular book that belonged to the Great Marvel.  She was willing to beg, borrow, blackmail, or steal to get it.  In one performance, she whipped out this shotgun and opened fire on the audience.  Yeah. Really.  (In my mind, she did)
 

EVIL JULIE STEVENS (A.K.A. IVANA POWERS)
Julie wasn't allowed in the regular school play because of... Well, just because (I think i'ts illegal to put into print).  So instead, she was put into the "play within a play" at intermission.  She plays Ivana Powers, the most e-vile villian to hit the stage since that man on "Spykids."  She got to impersonate a maid and use this sweet accent that went like this:  "Wow! Hats everywhere!! Neato!" (Picture that with an accent) Then she sprayed Dylan O'connel (AKA Don Mumbloni, leader of the LIP) with this mind-control spray to turn him into a mindless zombie.  In the end, she was unfairly turned into a dog and stepped in Patrick-spit left from the previous scene, but she was still the most e-vile dog since...  That one evil dog... 

Our Favorites and More 

Just remember...  We don't care about you or what you think of what we like. XD

Kayla

Favorite Band or Musician: Evil Silverstein, Hawthorne Heights, Bleed The Dream, MCR, Aiden, Underoath, Bayside, Senses Fail, From First To Last, ... the good stuff that not alot of people know is good.
Favorite TV show: Evil anything on Adult Swim or anime, The OC, Seinfeld, Fuse, Cowboy Bebop..blahblah...
Favorite movie: Evil Kill Bill vol. and Heathers
Favorite book: Evil Biography of Bugsy Siegel or anything by Stephen King
Favorite sports team: Sports aren't allowed where I live...
Favorite food: Evil grilled ham & cheese sandwiches, Italian food (Bona Casa owns my soul.)

Favorite Quote:  "DON'T GET MAD...GET EVEN..SON" (Drama joke. Or is it?...) ((for those of you who don't get it, last name is Evenson.))

Most likely to:  Eat Babies...or dye part of my hair hot pink?? (XD)
 

Julie

Favorite Band:  Evil Green Day and My Chemical Romance. (Thank you Kayla for showing me the path to great music.) Mmm... Fall Out Boy and System of a Down, Bayside... And a bunch more.

Favorite TV show:  Evil Lost, anime shows, Simpsons, anything on Adult Swim (when I get to see it... I only get stupid locals)(and now I don't get anything because my TV antenna broke off!! >:()

Favorite Movie:  Evil... Meh... I have a few.

Favorite Book:  Evil Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.  TOTALLY BLEW ME AWAY. "Hawksong" by Ameilia Atwater-Rhodes, or "Girl, 15, charming but insane" by Sue Limb. (tis fun-nay) Iike lots of books... from the library...

Favorite Sports team:  BLEED FOR ME. (I do NOT want to get e-mails saying:  "hey i was lyke thikig... DURR thats lyke.. errr... not a duhhh... sprts teEm." I will torch anyone that sends me those.  I can't stress that enough.)

Favorite food:  Evil egg rolls

Favorite Quote:  Happiness is like wetting your pants.  Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. Or, You can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter."  

Most likely to:  Stab Kayla in the face repeatedly with a rusty spoon.  O_#  or wish I would dye my part of my hair hot pink like the totally cool super-goddess Kayla. 

 


Our Hobbies (Yeah we are REALLY boring and lazy.)((well at least Julie is))

Kayla
EATING BABIES! (The other white meat)...Uhh. o_o. Um, drawing, writing, playing my guitar, listening to music, hanging out with friends, and other boring things that teens do.... such as plotting to take over the world...and killing random hordes of species...


Julie

Holding staring contests with my dog and a stuffed rabbit I affectionally named "Nibbles."  Meh... Hanging at the library.  I also have quite the imagination that I regularly exercise.  that's about the only thing I do exercise because I'm rather lazy and dispise movement of any kind. Hmm... Using correct puncuation and complaining about a variety of things.

 
Most Admired

Kayla
Kurt Cobain and Nirvana(For providing the musical talent I needed to get through alot of hard times), Gwen Stefani(love her style), JT from Hawthorne Heights(not only is he adorably cute, he's one nice dude cuz he's always at the merch table.) Also, up-and-coming bands...like Society Is A Cult.(love you guys)
Oh, and my mouse Gus for having unimaginable biting skills. I trained him well.

 

Julie
My Chemical Romance, Green Day... Robin hood?... My moisturizer, for getting me through the rough times, John D. Rockefeller, for being ruthless and rich.  They say he carried around dimes to give to little children, but I know thats bull.  He carried around dimes to throw at little children.  He rocks my socks.

 

What We Look Like

We have no pictures and never will, so here we describe ourselves in utmost detail for your amusement. (or horror...)

 

Julie
Dark brown hair... All over her face.  An abnormally large head that reflects light as good as any mirror because it is, in fact, bald as an newly hatched sparrow.  A never-ceasing wave of chubb rolls that flow rythmically as she walks. It's quite hypnotizing, really. No one really remembers her eye color because the cataracts bleached them solid white at the age of two.  Her left hand (the un-deformed one)  is missing a thumb because of a hideous run-in with a squirrel one fateful day in the fourth grade that she never really recovered from mentally.  Her teeth (whats left of them, anyway) are the purest color of spring mud, complete with little green twigs sticking out.  She has a good toe, though.  That's something.  Oh wait, no she dosen't...  She lost that this year when a giant government aircraft came crashing down on her foot and they needed to amputate the toe on the spot or risk loosing the whole leg.  Yes, thats basically me.

 

Kayla
No one is allowed to look at Kayla, much less describe her.

What We REALLY Look Like

Okay, okay. I know, the suspense killed you. (Not literally...but I wish it did.)
Although we don't have any pictures of us and probably won't for a while(damn you crappy pictures) Kayla wouldn't mind telling a bit about herself, and it's Julie's choice if she wants to or not. Don't force her. She'll chase after you with her enormous sausagey fingers.

Kayla
Okay, I changed my mind. Relaying any of that valuable information could get me arrested. (I'm wanted in 48 out of 50 states, you know.)

 

 

 

Don't hate...appreciate.