2) Bob Marley (*shudder*)

 

3) Bill Clinton (because he can fill a pool with spaghetti and he dosen't do it.)

 

4) Paris Hilton (SKANKWHORE.)

 

5) Bill Gates (for being richer than I am)

 

6) Ashlee Simpson (faker)

 

7) Jessica Simpson (Self explanitory...)

 

8) That kid that acts in "Free Willy" (Why couldn't he be crushed by the whale?)

 

9) Everyone in the band "Hanson"

 

10) The author of "I'll Come to Thee by Moonlight" (I hate her so...)

 

11) Richard Simmons (NO I WON'T SHAKE IT.)

 

12) You. (yes you)

 

13) That weird little kid that always hugs you in the hallway.

 

14) The bellhop at a hotel. (I suspect he steals suitcases.)

 

15) The desk receptionist at the hospital. (They are too pleasant)

 

16) Basically anybody in the food service industry that is over the age of 40.

 

17) Basically anybody over the age of 40.(LEARN TO DRIVE!!!)

 

18) The Golden Girls. (Why won't they just die?)

 

19) Andy Williams.

 

20) John Tesh (from the radio show)

 

21) Dave Matthews

22) Avril Lavigne (Double faker.. plus, she stole Deryck Whibley >( )

23) Michael Jackson

24) Ronald McDonald (CHARITY MY ASS! I BET HE SPENDS IT ON CHILD PORN!!)

25) Mischa Barton

 

26) Phil Collins (need I say more?)

 

27) Jessie McCartney (howevar u spel it.)

 

28) Aaron Carter

 

23) Usher (Smash that "babyface" with a frickin hammer!!!)

 

24) Miss. America (Did I smudge your makeup with that uppercut? Good.)

 

25) Mr. Clean

 

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